Kills My Princessity

Bukan engkau bukan dia... bukan siapa-siapa..
tapi aku ni haa..
HIPOKRIT!

Demi kepentingan aku, aku terpaksa Hipokrit !
Demi orang sekeliling aku, aku terpaksa Hipokrit !
Demi menjaga hati orang, aku terpaksa Hipokrit !
Demi menjaga hati engkau jugak la aku terpaksa HIPOKRIT!

Aku dah penat berlagak baik depan kau!
dan aku dah penat menghabiskan tenaga aku sebab kau!

Aku bukan amah..
tapi terasa saja waktu sekarang ni nak buat sebijik2 macam mana amah dera budak kecik tu!

I DO REALIZE THAT I'VE BEEN SUCH A HYPOCRITE BITCH INFRONT OF YOU, SLUT!!!

with my fake smile whenever i see you.. seriously, my heart was disgust of you..

FYI, I'm not ur indonesian maid ! and i'm sorry we dont have money to hire one!

These days i realize, u love to cook! so sudden... i dunno why??
u cook for your boyfriend everyday.. practising to be a good housewife i think.
wow.. i'm impressed! hahaha

Aper eh..yang aku nampak ko masak ari tu??
Errmm.. yea.. Nasi Goreng kosong.. yea...
nasi untuk dua orang nak makan, ko pakai perencah Adabi sampai 3 PAKET!
durhh... bau.. tak payah tanyala.. sedap ker?? heh!

Lepas dah hbis masak tak reti nak kemas, sampah tinggal kat dapur sampai berbau..
sapa mau buang? aku la eh?? ingat aku Majlis Perbandaran ker?
pulak tu.. kalau ko buang sendiri pun...
air sampah berkeretang kat lantai.. kau tak reti cuci balik??
kau tinggal, nak suruh siapa buat?
aku lagi?
k*mak kau!

aku tunggu hari nak suruh ko JILAT sampai licin! yerlakan..
sampah ko jugak, apa salahnya kalau ko jilat...

tapi takperla.. baru tadi aku kemas kan semua.. dah wangi dapur aku...
and then HAND OFF FROM MY KITCHEN!

Dapur tu.. aku saja bleh pakai untuk masak apa yang aku suka...
kau yang tak reti telur itu berbentuk mcm mana pergi jauh-jauh...

Kau tak pyah masak.. serius teramat sangat kau takder bakat!
Setakat kau nak berlagak so wife dpan si gelap kau.. baek takyah..
kau bagi nasi basi pun dia takkan tahu... nasi tu dah basi..
deliciouse jer semua bagi dia...

Sebab apa?? sudip kayu aku untuk buat masak kari, sampai terbelah dua.. sial!!
aper ko buat haa?? ko buat untuk ketuk periuk masuknya waktu makan ka!?
Huh.. Shu lagi la kesian.. Cooking Pan dia sampai berkawah..
tahu sangat ko ketuk pakai sudip kayu aku!

Serkup Cooking Pan tu atas kepala hang, pastu ketuk ngan sudip kayu baru hang tau!
buat GONG!

Muka saja orang puji cute.. tp pengotor giler!




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Airarora

I've been told that...
There's a stalker have found my blog and one of my friend blog..
I dont know since when..but there is someone.. well it could be more than one...
Silence readers followed my blog anymously ... i've noticed that..

This is a short msg for you :

Please RESPECT my privacy..!

Otherwise, i'm going to switch my blog to private again..
only readers i've choose can visit my blog..

so i can stay away from all this f*ckers from annoying me...

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Airarora

OMG!!
i really hate arguing about the electricity bill! Fuck off laaa...
tired sia, balik dari kerja.. baru nak lentok jer.. kedengaran bunyi orang masuk rumah...
haih..
Aku ingatkan lawyer aku balik.. rupanya Loyar aku..huhu dia menuju ke dapur.
hmm.. aku pun sengaja melawat dapur.. tak tahu la nak gi mana dah.. hahaha

Aira : Owh.. hai ****!! pa khabar??
..........

Alienn : HYE!!!

Mak datuk terkejut aku.. aku bertanyakan kepada orang lain, suara dari arah lain yg jawab..
aku pun menoleh ke kanan.. wahaha.. lelaki Neg_ro!
dalam hati sumpah seranah aku! ayam betui.. aku bukan main seksinya kat rumah bleh plak ada lelaki time tu kat ruang tamu.... selamber rock sudah!

Aira : Owh hyee! (boyfriend minah ni ker??)

aku approach aja si Loyar kat dapur...

Loyar : Aira, kamu tak ke kelas?
Aira : kelas?? hari ni mana ada.. aku kerja.
Loyar : Kamu kerja apaan?? dimana??
Aira : kerja di *********...
Loyar : Masa sih aku nggak tahu.. (sambil kegedikkan mencubit aku)
Aira : (lempang kang!) owh.. buat apa kasi tahu sama kamu?? hahaha
Loyar : Jahat sih lo..

sambil menuju ke kamar...

Aira : (yerker??) eyh, is he........
Loyar : No, He is just a friend.
Aira : Oh really..
Loyar : Yess..
Aira : Hye... I'm Aira. (merenyih)
Alien : Hye.. I'm Ah**d. U are taking diploma rite?
Aira : (owh islam ) Heh? how you know?
Alien : Yea.. i know you.. we are in the same class last semester.
Aira : Hoh? really? how come i never remember u??
Alien : I dont know, but i do remember you.. we'ew in design class i think..
Aira : owh Thank you! for remember me.. but i'm really sorry.. i dont remember u at all..
Alien : ohoo.. its okay.
Aira : hmm.. okay see you... (terus masuk bilik, tutup pintu!)

siyes.. aku tak tahu langsung! hahaha ini membuktikan aku tak pernah ambik tau! ngee..
bila tengok mamat ni di bawah sinaran cahaya lampu, tak la gelap mana... boleh la gaya dia..
dia pakai spek nerdy ngan gonggong botol mineral... terpikir aku, dia ni cam terencat jer.. hahaha
sambil bercakap dengan aku pun main gigit botol!

haih... wateva.


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Airarora

Seriosly i'm so f*cking hate whenever i drive or pass through my apartment front gate, whether going out or going inside!

tadi aku dengan kawan aku, Sam, nak hntr aku masuk dlm kawasan block apartment aku. Then, guard obviosly tahanla kan sbb takder sticker parking kat kereta Swift mamat ni.. n then, he open his car window,

Guard : Nak kemana??
Sam : nak hantar kawan jap kat block dier.. (sambil tunding jari kat aku)
Guard : (looking at me) block mana??
Aira : (l*hanat larr... buat tak kenal aku plak!) Block B! (sambil merenung tajam)
Guard : (angkat palang)
Sam : Bukan guard ni ker yg duk kacau ko? yg ko gi bgtau blok ko tu naper..?
Aira : Saja buat tak tau ja dia tu!

This guard are so00 "tuuuuuutt" !!
kau kacau aku.. hntar SMS, call-call, mengayat-ayat cam sial,
bila tanya, "kau ni saper??"
"ermm.. awak tinggal kat .... kan??"
"awak drive kereta ...... kan?? saya tahu la"
oooh.. itu, ko kenal plak aku!

ni... dari awal ko dah nampak muka aku.. bleh plak tnya aku duk blok mana!
Bukak terus sudahla, Bodu! bnyak tnya la plak....

anyway, housemate aku yg sorang lg tu, even dah lama tinggal kat sini, hari-hari lalu pintu tu...
pun pernah get into the same problem like this as well..
dia balik dari kerja, kawan dia hntar, the same guard tahan... asking the same question...
bertanya bagaikan tak pernah tgk housemate aku..
blok mana lah, rumah numb berapa lah..

nak kata mata guard tu rabun, tak pakai spek pun! ciss! benci siot!
menggelikan kalau nampak dier nih!

and then, ada lagi sekor!

Hello PAK CIK GHANI ! can you please STOP sending me msg's..
"Aira, sekarang duk kat mana?"
- aku TAK NAK layan!!
"Aira, nak tukar duit syiling. ayah sihat?"
- syiling palahotak! ayah aku?? apa ke hal tnya pasal bapak aku? nak mati awal kah?
"Aira nak tahu kenapa aira sakit belakang? rasanya seat kereta Aira terlalu lower sbb tu sakit belakang"
- sibuk jelah nak kecoh pasal seat kereta aku, drive van ko tu sudala! sakit belakang?? durhh...

even ketiga-tiga mesej ni aku tak balas langsung.. orang tua ni masih saja lagi duk hantar pertanyaan bodoh dan terrramat K!MaK !!!
Bertaubat la pakcik oi !


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Airarora

I sent my dad an email.. telling him my budget for next week...
which is include my daily needs, broadband bill, petrol and others..
for my daily needs, i only ask for a hundred... means RM10-20 per day!
i also added my housemate rm30.. which i borrow from her yesterday.
so, the total is about RM320.

He then replied

"u dont have any weekly budget! try to save for RM600 per month not included with ur rent"

i'm kind of big shocked not bit!!

RM600 for my montly broadband bills, petrol, campus parking and my daily needs!

If i minus everything,

RM600

- RM 118.00 (Broadband)
- RM 200.00 (Petrol, agak 4 kali isi)
- RM 200.00 ( Tol )
- RM 50.00 (campus parking)

Total : RM150.00! ini lah duit aku makan minum ngan duit bill telefon!
my telephone bills i dont ask my dad to pay.. but i pay it by budget them from my money.

paham-paham la.. sekali Maxis charge aku berapa... mau sampai RM50 jugak paling kurang!



What for having good grades and then staying at home after classes without going anywhere or even for movies.


Kalau aku kerja, dia marah...
so what i'm going to do....????


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Airarora

Hello stranger.. i know your secret!
pfft...

aku dah dpt tau.. saper sialan yg call aku.. rupa2nya orang yg 1st aku syak..
alamat ko nak hilang kerja lah yer...
totally aku akan report kat management tentang hal ini esok..
selamat aku tak buat report kat polis lagi..
alang-alang dah tahu saper ko baik aku report sama management tempat ni...

Orang suruh buat kerja.. tapi bleh plak buat part time nak kenal2 la konon!
pergi mampus lah.

aku siyes nak buat polis report hari ni jugak. Tapi dah dia tak call aku siang tadi.. so aku pun ingat dia tak kacau la.. lepas2 parents aku balik..
dia call aku. puji2 parents aku.
Kimak ni tau dari mana parents aku datang..?? automatic aku dah tahu siapa dia ni..
mmg yakin dia lah!

umur dah meningkat pun tak sedar diri !

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Airarora

Ada "hantu" mana ntah call aku...
mula~mula konon tersilap call... tiba-tiba sms aku nak kenal la aperla..
Malas aku nak layan.. dengar suara pun..
sah-sah tak der rupa... hahaha

Aku bohong nama, umur and aper kejadah lagi... dia buat bodo jer.. katanya..
semua pasal aku, dia tahu...
naik kereta aper,
tinggal kat mana.... eh..cam bab* lah!
saper kau???

I never tell any stranger where i live, and what car i'm driving!
sialan la!
aku ada 2-3 orang... Yang sorang tu, kalau aku dapat tahu kau orangnya..
mmg akan hilang kerja la kau.. i'll totally report to management about this!

Maybe some of you would say "Jangan layan la... buat tak tahu sudah."
how to make dun know huh??
he know where i live!!
My car!!

Isn't that dangerous??
what should i do??


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Airarora

Gosh.
u really~really put me in a big trouble with my dad!
if u dont wanna stay, just leave. its better for me to get rid of this stupid problem.
u bring ur raven inside the house, that's was really not good, really~really bad.
I allow u to do this and that inside the house. But when i get back there.

u are sooooo dead!

probaly i wont allowed any guys entered the house without my permission!
my house, it so gonna be my rules.

damn it!

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Airarora

This is a question for you my friends and readers~ what will the answer will be if :

hmm.. what i mean is, i want to have a part time job. 100% halal.. dun worry! haha

aku nak mengajar tusyen...! =P Aaaa..yes a teacher! aww.. home tuition or what so ever!
I can teach any levels of student with any subjects, except math! bwahaha..
sekolah rendah boleh la...

i really need to find some extra money for myself... isn't that better than being a salesgirl in shopping mall??
i never work before... so, this is going to be my first time. arghhh..
i also dont know how much the fee for each subject! hmm.. need ur help here.
either primary or secondary levels.

i have ask my fren in YM this is his respond-

Aira: Wey.. aku nak tanya pendapat ko ni..
Iam: Apa?
Aira: Pendapat ja.. jgn kondem sudahla..
Iam: Gitau pun tak lagi, nak kondem apa
Aira: Ok..ok.. aku nak buat part time..
Iam: Ok la tu.. buat jer la.. kerja apa?
Aira: Mengajar tusyen!
Iam: haaa?? apa?? weyh weyh sat sat...
Aira: Apsal?
Iam: Aku nak gelak sambil ketuk kepala aku ngan keyboard jap..hahahahahahaha
Aira: (T_T) weyhh... jgnla ang mati aku tak taw jawap apa nanti..
Iam: hahaha ayat tak bleh blah! tak caya aku ko nak ajar tusyen!
Aira: Awatnya.......?? (urghh)
Iam: (gelak~gelak~gelak)

pfft...

errmm.. so, what do u think??


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Airarora

Aaaaaa... I broke my sister piano microphone...
jeezz....
mintak2 dia tak perasan microphone tu takder kat tempat asal smpai esok...
i need to buy a new one for her...

ngerii~~~ aaaaaaaaaaahh


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Airarora

i am so dont want to go back to KL this early..
2nd February?? pfft.. no like!
i know that.. i 'll be so damn bored staying in my new house alone..
argghh.. just because of my cousin who wanted to go back on that day.. really put me on pressure~!

come on~ i must think a plan that could make me go back a little bit late!
sheezzzt..

its 1.30am rite now.. i'm hungry!

goreng kentang ehh.. (whatt??! u know what is the fucking time rite now??)
biar la apa aku heran..
taadaaa..!haha


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Airarora

Aku dah beratur gila babi punya lama dekat satu jam lebih dari sebelum pukul 3ptg..
bleh plak an... ckp dah tutup! babi sial!

ada dua kaunter.. setiap 5 orang tutup kaunter.. gi kaunter sebelah... lagi 5 orang.. tutup kauter pergi sebelah.. dah la kerja lembab! tak mcm sialan ker tu?? orang ramai duk beratur sampai ke jalan.. diorang bleh plak duk main tutup2 kauntyer an..

bila dah sampai turn aku..

A: pos laju...
P: Pos laju dah tutup dah.. pukul 3.30ptg td
A: saya beratur dari sebelu pukul 3 lagi kot... takkan takbleh buat kot.. tolong laa..
P:Kalau cik beratur dari pagi tadi pun saya bleh buat apa??

sial punya pakcik.. aku dh naik darah lepas dengan alasan dia tu.. apalagi perangai mcm aku selalu buat bila marah.. aku berjegil, renung tak berkelip langsung kat pakcik tu...

P: Kalau nak gak pi kat Pekan.. kat sebelah kilang SHARP sana..
A: Takpa la.. TRIMMMA KASIH!

aku terus blah.. bawa kereta pun mcm F1! punya panas gila aku!
balik.. bapak aku tanya.. cmna dah ok?? aku dh geram sgt menangis la!
kawan dia ada masa tu pun..aku tak eran dh..


eeeee..geram betul aku!

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Airarora

Aku terima mesej dari Shu tadi...

S : Sampai juling bjik mata cr blik dlm internet. hehe
A : So ambil jer??
S : Tu la.i pn rasa klu tdesak2 mcm nk amik ja.sbb tggal 10hr je lg

bapak aku mmg agak gelak... sbb sebelum ni dia call gila2 taknak..
tapi kalau dh terdesak cmni la jadinya....

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Airarora

Today my housemate-to-be met the house owner to nego~ the rental...
This owner dont want to nego~ the price at all but still want to stick on his price RM1500..
The owner also tell her.. the price is not included with the maintainance!
means.. any damage in the house is at our own risk..! perghh.. she told me..
everything in the house like furnitures is not a new brand... only 2 beds is a new one..
she think there's could be something not right... she dont want to take the risk on paying the maintainance cost when we stay stay there... dah la mahal!!
haishhh...

p/s: sekarang mataku sudah mula memusing-musing semula mencari rumah!

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Airarora

I drive to KL from Sg. Petani yesterday to see the Fully Furnished house in KL...
when we get there.. he show us empty house! i was like wanna scream..
my dad already turn to mad..

Dad : Hey, i discussed with u the fully furnish house not empty house rite?
Agent : oooo u wanna see fully furnish house??? i tot empty house
Dad : Haiiishyoo... u betul2 buat bg saya marah la!

My dad planned want to settle evrything by yesterday.. but this agent spoiled evrything!

and then, i met my new housemate.. what i can say is.. she's sweet! LoL
i'm sooo welcoming her to stay with me.. =P


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Airarora

WTF! calling me for rent him a parking!
waaa.. am i a Parking Agent or what??

Today i got an sms from Alex..
"Hey,aira... Alex here.. is there any parking available in ur place?"

i tot he was my friend, Alex Lee.. so i just reply "yes"

then he call me.. why he sound not like Alex that i know..

he asking me to rent him a parking lot.. and wanted to discuss with me about the parking!
i said to him.. "sorry, i'm not renting a parking to anyone.. i only renting a room!"
but he still couldn't understand what i mean.. and keep forcing me..
to discuss with him about the parking...
sooo fed up...

i write there using capital letter "A ROOM FOR RENT ONLY FOR FEMALE"
but still there is a guy calling me..

Guy :"Hello do you have any room for male?"
Aira :"No, this room is available for female only"

haisshh what a day..

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Airarora

Today i got about 13 phone calls... asking about the room that open for rent!
its like i'm an operator... sms people, and pick up the phone call with polite as i could! hahaha

i wonder why there was so many missed calls from unknown numbers..
and scared to pick them up!

Caller: Hello...
Aira: Hello,... yes?
Caller: Is the room for female or male??
Aira : room?? (what room?) uhuh?
Caller: Yea.. male or female..?
Aira : female
Caller : Male cannot??
Aira : No..
Caller : Male can larrr...
Aira : No.. female only, sorry..
Caller : Ok.. Tq. bye..

then, i've got an sms, from a lady.. asking for the room..
huhu.. she's working..
and she said... "i'm looking foward to be housemate.. =)"

anyway thanks to Let a room.com.. hehehe
huhu...
sadly... i need to go back to KL.. by this 20th of Jan.. to meet all my calon2 housemate! haha
still no place to stay... someone help me!!


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Airarora

aaaa...
now i'm so desperate in finding a girl to become my housemate..!
i want to rent a house in Sunway Court Condominium,Puchong.. near the toll gate..
Now, left one single room for one person!!
this room

- air conditioned
- fully furnished
- bathroom not attached

It cost about RM350 -RM400 Per month..must rent for minimum 1 year...
owhh my... please2.. anybody that interested to be my housemate.. do contact me A.S.A.P!!

EMAIL : airapisol@gmail.com

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Airarora

Hp oii... siap la cepat2 sikit... aku dh hantaq dkat sebulan lebih dah ni...
ishh..
aku nak balik kl dah ni!!! AAaaaaaa
p/s: abah beli baru laa...!

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Airarora