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08 May 2009
Didik budak..
tadi time aku makan, aku teringat peristiwa kawan baik aku kena basuh dengan jiran dier.. gara-gara sebab salah didik anak dier la konon.. Anak dia mmg cute sgt, and tak nakal, tapi mak dier plak jgn tnya la cmner.....huhu
Ita : weyh jom bawa budak ni pi jalan2 kat luaq..mak dia sedap2 tinggal anak dia kat aku !
Aira : Jom la...
kat luar...ada kucing tengah duduk rehat di depan rumah..
Ita : Daniel..daniel.. tgk tuu... ada "meow meow!" tuu...tuu... panggil meow ... Meowwwww!!
-pangg!! penampar sederhana kuat hinggap di belakang kepala kawan aku..
dia mengusap kepalanya..
Mak Daniel : Hoi! sapa suruh hang jangan ajar anak aku meow meow ?! hang nak bagi anak aku bodo?
Ita : Habis tu.. dah kata dah, tu kucing! kucing mmg bunyi "meow" pun kan! takkan menyalak (membalas dgn bengangnya)
Mak Daniel : Aku tak mau hang ajar anak aku Kucing -kucing , meow - meow ka pa! kata CAT !
Aira : HAHAHAHA...!
Mak Daniel : (menjeling giler tajam padaku..)
Aira : (tersenyap sama sekali)
Ita : owh CAtttt... Daniel, THAT IS A CAT! (nada perli)
Mak Daniel : haa.. cmtu la baru betul ! (dan terus berlalu pergi dengan gah)
Aira : ee.. yek! mengada-ngada. Nah suruh ajar anak dia jadi so English apsal ntah.. mak dia tu reti ka nak cakap English?? konon2 nak buat anak dia tak reti cakap Melayu la nanti.. uwekss! badan dah macam lembu dh mak dia tu.. asyik pergi tumpang makan rumah orang ja. hishhh..
Ita : Hang tau takpa, ingat badan besar cmtu aku takut sangat! Daniel, Daniel.. THAT IS A COW! (sambil menunding jari ke arah mak dia)
Aira : hahaha.. jahat sial hang ni.. dia panggil mak dia lembu kang. tak pasai!
Ita : Haihhh.. bukan lembu! COW!
Aira : durhh...
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Airarora
Ita : weyh jom bawa budak ni pi jalan2 kat luaq..mak dia sedap2 tinggal anak dia kat aku !
Aira : Jom la...
kat luar...ada kucing tengah duduk rehat di depan rumah..
Ita : Daniel..daniel.. tgk tuu... ada "meow meow!" tuu...tuu... panggil meow ... Meowwwww!!
-pangg!! penampar sederhana kuat hinggap di belakang kepala kawan aku..
dia mengusap kepalanya..
Mak Daniel : Hoi! sapa suruh hang jangan ajar anak aku meow meow ?! hang nak bagi anak aku bodo?
Ita : Habis tu.. dah kata dah, tu kucing! kucing mmg bunyi "meow" pun kan! takkan menyalak (membalas dgn bengangnya)
Mak Daniel : Aku tak mau hang ajar anak aku Kucing -kucing , meow - meow ka pa! kata CAT !
Aira : HAHAHAHA...!
Mak Daniel : (menjeling giler tajam padaku..)
Aira : (tersenyap sama sekali)
Ita : owh CAtttt... Daniel, THAT IS A CAT! (nada perli)
Mak Daniel : haa.. cmtu la baru betul ! (dan terus berlalu pergi dengan gah)
Aira : ee.. yek! mengada-ngada. Nah suruh ajar anak dia jadi so English apsal ntah.. mak dia tu reti ka nak cakap English?? konon2 nak buat anak dia tak reti cakap Melayu la nanti.. uwekss! badan dah macam lembu dh mak dia tu.. asyik pergi tumpang makan rumah orang ja. hishhh..
Ita : Hang tau takpa, ingat badan besar cmtu aku takut sangat! Daniel, Daniel.. THAT IS A COW! (sambil menunding jari ke arah mak dia)
Aira : hahaha.. jahat sial hang ni.. dia panggil mak dia lembu kang. tak pasai!
Ita : Haihhh.. bukan lembu! COW!
Aira : durhh...
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Airarora
30 April 2009
Makanlah
Lunch Time
Kal : U nak makan aper? i order, nanti u amik sendiri..
Aira : Tak payah2, suruh Zafarul serve aku. haha
Zafarul : Takper arr, aku tunggu sini. korang gi arr beli..
Aira : Eh, eh.. aku yg tggu sini.. ko gi la beli untuk aku..
Zafarul : Ala.. aku tunggu arr...
Aira : Ari tu aku siap beli and ambilkan nasi ayam lagik untuk kau.. skrg turn ko pulak laa..
Zafarul : Yelah.. yelah. Ko nak makan aper?
Aira : Fish and Chip! kat Western .. Mintak kuah lebih eh..thank you! (sambil menghulurkan duit rm10)
Zafarul : Aper? Fish and per?
Aira : Fish and Chip!!!
Zafarul : Fish and Chip?? (sambil tengok kal dgn muka blurr..) aper tu weyh??
Kal : Fish and Chip laaa....
Zafarul : Aperbende tu? tak pernah dengarr pun!
Aira : (T_T).....
Kal :Fish and Chip tuu.. macam adik beradik kepada Chicken Chop la...
selepas seketika...
Aira : Waa.. thank you.. thank you... Fish and Chip aku mana??
Kal : Owh, Zafarul yang ambik..
Aira : Bolehka dia tu?
Kal : Boleh... u tau, dia ckp kat i td, dia tnya, tngan dia penuh nak bawa cmner?
Aira : ha..k.?
Kal : i ckp la..ambik la talam... pastu dia tnya lg, Talam kat mana? Talam pun dia tak tahu..
Aira : hahaha...
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Airarora
Kal : U nak makan aper? i order, nanti u amik sendiri..
Aira : Tak payah2, suruh Zafarul serve aku. haha
Zafarul : Takper arr, aku tunggu sini. korang gi arr beli..
Aira : Eh, eh.. aku yg tggu sini.. ko gi la beli untuk aku..
Zafarul : Ala.. aku tunggu arr...
Aira : Ari tu aku siap beli and ambilkan nasi ayam lagik untuk kau.. skrg turn ko pulak laa..
Zafarul : Yelah.. yelah. Ko nak makan aper?
Aira : Fish and Chip! kat Western .. Mintak kuah lebih eh..thank you! (sambil menghulurkan duit rm10)
Zafarul : Aper? Fish and per?
Aira : Fish and Chip!!!
Zafarul : Fish and Chip?? (sambil tengok kal dgn muka blurr..) aper tu weyh??
Kal : Fish and Chip laaa....
Zafarul : Aperbende tu? tak pernah dengarr pun!
Aira : (T_T).....
Kal :Fish and Chip tuu.. macam adik beradik kepada Chicken Chop la...
selepas seketika...
Aira : Waa.. thank you.. thank you... Fish and Chip aku mana??
Kal : Owh, Zafarul yang ambik..
Aira : Bolehka dia tu?
Kal : Boleh... u tau, dia ckp kat i td, dia tnya, tngan dia penuh nak bawa cmner?
Aira : ha..k.?
Kal : i ckp la..ambik la talam... pastu dia tnya lg, Talam kat mana? Talam pun dia tak tahu..
Aira : hahaha...
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Airarora
24 April 2009
Once a upon a time.....
waiting for Creative Study class...
There are 3 bloggers sitting together in their campus plaza having their lunch....
They were talking about their blog , their entries , and what and why...
Fin JS : I deleted all the entries.. i'm so scared she would found my blog.
Prince Shetaki : Why you delete?? It's okay laa.. she wont found your blog..
Fin JS : The thing is i'm scared she would read everything and know i wrote about her!
Prince Shetaki : She wont know.. unless you put her name in your entry.
Fin JS : But people still can feel it thats about them..even you dont put their name it it.
Prince Shetaki : You know what, i got a friend, she's a girl and a blogger too.. she never scared what she wrote on her blog.. she just write what she wants too...even the person might read her blog
Princessity : *raised her eyebrow
Fin JS : Really?? who? she??
Prince Shetaki : ~ hahaha
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Airarora
There are 3 bloggers sitting together in their campus plaza having their lunch....
They were talking about their blog , their entries , and what and why...
Fin JS : I deleted all the entries.. i'm so scared she would found my blog.
Prince Shetaki : Why you delete?? It's okay laa.. she wont found your blog..
Fin JS : The thing is i'm scared she would read everything and know i wrote about her!
Prince Shetaki : She wont know.. unless you put her name in your entry.
Fin JS : But people still can feel it thats about them..even you dont put their name it it.
Prince Shetaki : You know what, i got a friend, she's a girl and a blogger too.. she never scared what she wrote on her blog.. she just write what she wants too...even the person might read her blog
Princessity : *raised her eyebrow
Fin JS : Really?? who? she??
Prince Shetaki : ~ hahaha
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Airarora
15 March 2009
My Friend, Fin Birthday.
Semalam aku menghadiri jemputan Birthday Party kawanku di Heron.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 20Th Years Hendero Fin
Siyesli, sangat kesian sama dia.. the first plan they are planning to do BBQ at the pool side, but suddenly it's raining heavily! it's happened after Sam arrived! so he's the cause! hahaha
then, terpaksala Cancel.. dan bawa balik semua makanan naik atas.. goreng saja di rumah. hmm..
wateva it is.. its still fun and happening for me. I enjoyed every moment with them.
Taking pictures. Eating. Chatting, Joking and Drink!
wohooo even i dont drink!
lalala
Siyesli, sangat kesian sama dia.. the first plan they are planning to do BBQ at the pool side, but suddenly it's raining heavily! it's happened after Sam arrived! so he's the cause! hahaha
then, terpaksala Cancel.. dan bawa balik semua makanan naik atas.. goreng saja di rumah. hmm..
wateva it is.. its still fun and happening for me. I enjoyed every moment with them.
Taking pictures. Eating. Chatting, Joking and Drink!
wohooo even i dont drink!
lalala
Scene 1 :
Hujan turun...
Sathish : Ni semua pasal mamat Taiping ni larr.. sampai saja terus hujan! lain kali jangan datang la...
Harmail: Entah, u pergi balik la skrg.. go go..
Sam : Waaaa.. apsal aku pulak!
(kesian sama Sam, hahahaha)
Scene 2 :
Sam : Mamat ni aku pernah nampak kat Limkokwing, tp mamat yg tu aku tak pernah nampak plak kat campus.
Aira : Pelik eh, Mamat tu belajar kat UNITAR, ko bleh plak nampak kat Limkokwing. Mamat yg belajar kat Limkowing tu, tak pernah plak ko nampak.. haih..
Sam : Owh yerker..hehehe.. muka macam serupa.
Aira : Takyah cover! hahaha
(Sam tu semua dia nampak....)
Scene 3 :
Sam : U all plan nak pergi club mana?
Edwyn : MP Club di KL..
Aira : Bapak jauh.. best ker situ??
Edwyn : Best la jugak.. jom laa...
Aira : Hmm.. jauh laa.. =(
Edwyn : Aarh.. dun worry.. sana semua pund*k jadi p*ki.. so, takder orang akan rogol kamu punya!
Aira : Huh??
Sam : Maksud dia.. semua kat situ GAY lar ! So diorang takkan kacau ko ! hahaha
Aira : Owh..yer ker
(macam mana tu...??)
Scene 4 :
Aira : Heh.. are u drunk?
Keshen : No! I'm horny right now!
Sathish: Habis la..Aira.. lari..lari..duduk jauh2 sikit
Aira : hahaha.. WTF.. heLLOOoo I'm lesbian ok!
Sam : Huh.. dan dan tukar orientation.. dari straight tiba-tiba jadi lesbian
Sathish: Sekarang.. orang tak kisah lesbian ka atau gay.. sama saja..
Aira : Itu bi-sex bodoh! aku lain... hahahaha
(bi-sex dgn lesbian pun tak reti beza)
Scene 5 :
about football..
Sathish : Wey.. Liverpool - 4 goal , MU - 1 goal
Aira : Wohooo.. jnji MU kalah sudahh... miahaha
Sathish : Wait-wait i'm going to call MU punya orang...
Scene 6 :
dah nak balik...
Aira : Bye everybody!!! see you guys!
Keshen : ieyee... Aira want to leave me aa?? GO laa.. pergi ikut merekaa.. pergi laa...
Aira : I tak pergi clubbing la.. i terus balik.
Keshen : GOOooo...!!
Aira : Haishh..
Sathish : Dah.. dah Aira.. balik jer.. dia dah tak betul..
(He is totally drunk! okay)
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Airarora
Hujan turun...
Sathish : Ni semua pasal mamat Taiping ni larr.. sampai saja terus hujan! lain kali jangan datang la...
Harmail: Entah, u pergi balik la skrg.. go go..
Sam : Waaaa.. apsal aku pulak!
(kesian sama Sam, hahahaha)
Scene 2 :
Sam : Mamat ni aku pernah nampak kat Limkokwing, tp mamat yg tu aku tak pernah nampak plak kat campus.
Aira : Pelik eh, Mamat tu belajar kat UNITAR, ko bleh plak nampak kat Limkokwing. Mamat yg belajar kat Limkowing tu, tak pernah plak ko nampak.. haih..
Sam : Owh yerker..hehehe.. muka macam serupa.
Aira : Takyah cover! hahaha
(Sam tu semua dia nampak....)
Scene 3 :
Sam : U all plan nak pergi club mana?
Edwyn : MP Club di KL..
Aira : Bapak jauh.. best ker situ??
Edwyn : Best la jugak.. jom laa...
Aira : Hmm.. jauh laa.. =(
Edwyn : Aarh.. dun worry.. sana semua pund*k jadi p*ki.. so, takder orang akan rogol kamu punya!
Aira : Huh??
Sam : Maksud dia.. semua kat situ GAY lar ! So diorang takkan kacau ko ! hahaha
Aira : Owh..yer ker
(macam mana tu...??)
Scene 4 :
Aira : Heh.. are u drunk?
Keshen : No! I'm horny right now!
Sathish: Habis la..Aira.. lari..lari..duduk jauh2 sikit
Aira : hahaha.. WTF.. heLLOOoo I'm lesbian ok!
Sam : Huh.. dan dan tukar orientation.. dari straight tiba-tiba jadi lesbian
Sathish: Sekarang.. orang tak kisah lesbian ka atau gay.. sama saja..
Aira : Itu bi-sex bodoh! aku lain... hahahaha
(bi-sex dgn lesbian pun tak reti beza)
Scene 5 :
about football..
Sathish : Wey.. Liverpool - 4 goal , MU - 1 goal
Aira : Wohooo.. jnji MU kalah sudahh... miahaha
Sathish : Wait-wait i'm going to call MU punya orang...
Scene 6 :
dah nak balik...
Aira : Bye everybody!!! see you guys!
Keshen : ieyee... Aira want to leave me aa?? GO laa.. pergi ikut merekaa.. pergi laa...
Aira : I tak pergi clubbing la.. i terus balik.
Keshen : GOOooo...!!
Aira : Haishh..
Sathish : Dah.. dah Aira.. balik jer.. dia dah tak betul..
(He is totally drunk! okay)
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Airarora
01 February 2009
Aku nak kuar gi beli mkn.... ada 3 orang indon (perempuan) dgn pakai baju tidur tah pa per, jalan tertonggek2 kat tengah jalan..
Aira : hhhIsh.. bodo ahh! satgi aku langgar pi baru tau..!
Fiqah : tah.. jalan kat tengah2 jln buat pa taktau..
Aira : (hon)
Fiqah : lain kali langgar jaa.. buat bowling!
Aira : hahaha..huisshh terus striKE arr cmtu..haha
Fiqah : Mana ada strike, spare ja.... sebab 3 orang ja tak cukupp...
Aira : pfftt....
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Airarora
Aira : hhhIsh.. bodo ahh! satgi aku langgar pi baru tau..!
Fiqah : tah.. jalan kat tengah2 jln buat pa taktau..
Aira : (hon)
Fiqah : lain kali langgar jaa.. buat bowling!
Aira : hahaha..huisshh terus striKE arr cmtu..haha
Fiqah : Mana ada strike, spare ja.... sebab 3 orang ja tak cukupp...
Aira : pfftt....
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Airarora
15 January 2009
Sejenak Bersama S.E !
BUZZ!!!
A: yer syg?
S: sajer
A: stay mana skrg?
S: desa agy
A: dh prefer tmpat mana?
S: next month br pndh, uma 2 ngah renovation, pas CNY siap..
A: kat mana
S: puchong perdana
A: rumah?
S: apartmnt
A: fully furnish?
S: apart furnish
A: aku dpt rumah kat Suriamas, condo baru, fully furnish, pent house
S: ok la...kt mne ek..
A: kat sebelah sunway, walking distance, tv LCD weyh
S: oh okay..
A: owner dia org hong kong
S: bper?
A: haha...price ang tanya eh? RM1800 hahaha
S: mmg murah kn...
A: oih.. ang perli ka pa
S: dh la myk, tol agy.. api n air xyah kira
A: itu la.. aku pun duk berasa murah
S: 2 la terlalu murah..baek kt area klcc RM2500 dh bley dpt
A: ish..lg murah! dekat plak nak mai cyber
S: mai... silap mmg ar gunekete terbang
A: kuang!! tp tgk yg lain mai dari kl.. tak komen apa pun..
S: 2 la. xp ako xsnggup
A: yer syg?
S: sajer
A: stay mana skrg?
S: desa agy
A: dh prefer tmpat mana?
S: next month br pndh, uma 2 ngah renovation, pas CNY siap..
A: kat mana
S: puchong perdana
A: rumah?
S: apartmnt
A: fully furnish?
S: apart furnish
A: aku dpt rumah kat Suriamas, condo baru, fully furnish, pent house
S: ok la...kt mne ek..
A: kat sebelah sunway, walking distance, tv LCD weyh
S: oh okay..
A: owner dia org hong kong
S: bper?
A: haha...price ang tanya eh? RM1800 hahaha
S: mmg murah kn...
A: oih.. ang perli ka pa
S: dh la myk, tol agy.. api n air xyah kira
A: itu la.. aku pun duk berasa murah
S: 2 la terlalu murah..baek kt area klcc RM2500 dh bley dpt
A: ish..lg murah! dekat plak nak mai cyber
S: mai... silap mmg ar gunekete terbang
A: kuang!! tp tgk yg lain mai dari kl.. tak komen apa pun..
S: 2 la. xp ako xsnggup
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